The Joys of Toddlerhood

I can't have a lit candle in my house. I just lit a candle and put it on the dining room table. Enzo promptly climbed up in one of the chairs, leaned across the table, joyfully proclaimed,"It's a party!" and blew out my candle. Not once, twice, but four times now. I give up.

Earlier today, I took a shower. Enzo walked into the bathroom and yelled, "You're naked! I'm going to bite your naked!" Where this comes from, I don't know. Anyway, he proceeded to try to bite my ass. Is it bad to be nude in front of your kids? At what age do you stop? It's not like I lounge around the house au naturel or anything, he sees me in the bathroom or in my bedroom changing clothes. Have I scarred my kid for life?

Speaking of bad parenting, there's a great post on Moxie on the subject. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one to drop my kid out of a chair or forget to buckle him in his car seat.