Mom's Calendar Quote for Today

This is the quote for today taken from my Moms Calendar that my sister gave me for Christmas last year.

HELP WANTED

Position: Mom
Job responsibilities: Must provide on-the site training in basic life skills such as nose blowing. Must have strong skills in negotiating, conflict resolution, and crisis management. Ability to suture wounds a plus. Must be able to think out of the box because it will be useful in completing school projects.